th3raptor

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Let’s Have A Contest

In honor of the ongoing attack against Al-Qaida’s Shamukh chat forum and upcoming similar attack on Al-Fidaa, let’s have a caption contest! The winner gets to be Admin-For-A-Day on a real jihadist web forum.

Enter your caption for a chance to be Admin For A Day on a jihadist web forum

To get the creative juices flowing:

Sickened by the decline of his beloved terrorist network and massive failure of leadership by his minion, Ayman al-Zawahiri, Osama Bin Laden rises from the dead to take matters into his own hands. Lights out Ayman.

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39 responses to “Let’s Have A Contest

  1. Peter September 27, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    I don’t always watch the porn that Bin Laden sends me, but when I do, I’m sure to drink dos equis.

  2. Brian Cleary October 2, 2011 at 6:24 am

    This video of our deceased leader playing leap frog with a goat is proof that he was a kind and gentle lover of farm animals rather than a crazy terrorist.

  3. Kevin October 2, 2011 at 7:50 pm

    Due to circumstances beyond my control, all future martyrs will only receive one virgin in the after life.

  4. Fisher October 2, 2011 at 8:29 pm

    For Sale: Bin Laden training videos about how to avoid capture by Navy Seals. $1.00

  5. th3raptor October 8, 2011 at 11:54 am

    Caption Contest is closed. Congratulations Kevin. Per your request, I ordered a 32GB memory stick from Best Buy and it will be drop-shipped to the address you provided. Thank you all for playing!

  6. III April 10, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    I only used this one finger when I made love to bin Laden.

  7. Dan April 10, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    May Allah bring the curse of a thousand Christians upon the head of Ayman for being a miserable low life scum

  8. Max Nicks April 10, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    Follow-up to Kevin’s winning comment: “And no guarantees that it will be female, or human.”

  9. Th3Ghost April 10, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    Be vewee vewee quiet we are hunting jihadists

  10. infidel1 April 10, 2012 at 3:51 pm

    This is the finger that I use to sodomize young boys. This is the video tape I then threated to send to their parents unless they agree to become a homicide bomber…

  11. Billy April 10, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    Does anyone have a betamax player?

  12. JusMe April 10, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    Look! VHS, not bad for cave dwellers!

  13. Pete April 10, 2012 at 6:16 pm

    New contest???!!! ;D

  14. Jeffery Metakuffar Anderson April 10, 2012 at 7:39 pm

    “We have 20th century technology and 7th century beliefs”

  15. Jack - died more times than Jesus April 10, 2012 at 8:07 pm

    “just 1 sheep for the ‘aymen & bin laden’ sex tape, BARGAIN”

  16. Lucifer April 10, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    But wait…….If you order right now, we’ll double your order, you will get not one,.. but two Jihadi survival tapes, plus shipping and handling!

  17. Robert April 11, 2012 at 2:06 am

    Up your camel blowin’ ass you lousey…
    huh? What do you mean it’s the wrong finger?

  18. Immune April 11, 2012 at 2:44 am

    You may take Bin Laden but you may not take my porn!

  19. Charles Martel April 11, 2012 at 5:03 am

    “Be Kind, Rewind.”

  20. Idiot Savant April 11, 2012 at 7:19 am

    To raise money to buy a New Server “unjustly destroyed” by the infidels, we are auctioning the actual “Sex Tape” the “Great Leader Bin laden” was watching when he was “Unjustly Killed” by the infidels. “Me and my Camels” With Guest appearance by Saddam Hussein
    Can we start the bidding at just 100 Dollars US

  21. Katnne April 11, 2012 at 7:55 am

    This is the only copy of me and Bin Laden in homosexual copulation, that, although banned by Allah and the Kuran, was the only thing we could do while living in caves and hideouts for more than a decade.

  22. Lokisgirl April 11, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    “Dis tape I will diseminate to show the fate of the infidel should he chose not to…what?” Other guy whispers in his ear. “Crap why didn’t anybody tell me no one watches VHS anymore, I’m a technological dinosaur…What do I promise you people virgins for anyway? No one could have told me this before we started filming? Someone will lose a hand for this outrage!”

  23. Deuce April 11, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    Some say Al Queda is of a 7th Century mentality and has never contributed to advances in society and to that I say, hogwash!. Watch the #1 documentary I recorded of Bin Laden on VHS.. yeah, that’s right, “VHS”!!, boom, winning!.. “How To Dress Your Pig Like Your Goat For Anal Sex”.

    Delivery not available, must watch here… bring your own goat.

  24. Leslie April 11, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    I swear to Allah, my wife, i never watched this XXX video, I just read the subtitles..

  25. ancient April 11, 2012 at 11:37 pm

    “Dude, you’re supposed to be fake dead and now you’re totally photo-bombing…FAIL.”

  26. J. Rosenberg April 12, 2012 at 12:20 am

    If I have told you once I have told you a million times, I get to watch it first!

  27. I am the Rider April 12, 2012 at 4:12 am

    You too can look as cool as Ayman when you watch his 4 hour video “How to kneel on a rug and bonk your head on the floor”. Order now.

  28. Empower Network April 12, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    I love what you are doing and if we could all just do a little, we can win this fight

  29. Empower Network April 12, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    Never ever give up, If we do just a little each day and thank those that are keeping us free. We will win this fight

  30. Whitelephant April 12, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    Please remember to rewind the “beta recording” before forwarding to other “Brothers in Jihad!”

  31. Whitelephant April 12, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    And now a warning for all that our dear brother “Osama” taught us “Please remember do not put return address on “Jihad Video” when sending to U.S. government!

  32. 100110 April 13, 2012 at 5:42 am

    this will be the last videotape ever made by us as we no longer have an online presence all because of one American infidel called ” th3raptor “. all future correspondance should be henceforth chipped into a stone and hurled toward the next supreme ruler of al-quida

  33. aco319sig April 14, 2012 at 1:09 am

    Pay no attention to the jihaddist in the cave behind me, I am the Wizard of Allah!!!

  34. its me April 24, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    “I JUST GOT THE PARIS HILTON VIDEO!!!”

  35. Chad August 1, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    I would give you this great revelation from Mohamed via our great Osama Bin Laden, but nobody but our great leader has a VCR anymore. So let’s watch Dancing with the Stars instead.

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